my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work
Via That Funny blog
When you come up with a good ass comeback
And you’re like:
And the bitch is like:
(Source: funniest-out)
“HEY YOU HUMAN. YEAH YOU WITH THE FANCY OPPOSABLE THUMBS. HELP ME OUT HERE DAMMIT.”
Omg
(Source: lialialiafuckuall)
